@exitthelemming we used to do that as kids, but with: "wow - there's a tiger in the garden!" (Didn't look then, either).
@indiaknight will I see you this evening? If so, you will. (If I haven't tripped over own flapping legs first)
@indiaknight tent width multi coloured silk. I thought: Muccia Prada. Reality: Coco the Clown, v short version.