A Bit of a Stretch
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Welcome to Her Majesty's Prison Service, a creaking and surreal world that has been left to rot for decades in the shadows of polite society. Like most people, documentary-maker Chris Atkins didn't spend much time thinking about prisons. But after becoming embroiled in a dodgy scheme to fund his latest film, he was sent down for five years. His new home would be HMP Wandsworth, one of the oldest, largest, and most dysfunctional prisons in Europe.
Horrifying, moving, and darkly funny, this is the unvarnished depiction of what he found. With a cast of characters ranging from wily drug dealers to corrupt screws to senior officials bent on endless (and fruitless) reform, this is the reality behind the locked gates. Full of incredible and hilarious stories, A Bit of a Stretch reveals the true scale of our prison crisis and why it is costing us all.
Melissa Pimentel manages the translation rights for A Bit of a Stretch
Absolutely extraordinary. Heartbreaking without being self-pitying, shocking without being gratuitous and very, very funny.
Hilarious and heartbreaking in equal measure.
Powerful and highly readable.
Written from the inside – candid, at times funny, never self-pitying. A must-read insight into why prison very simply doesn’t work.
Shocking, funny, and very moving.
[Atkins is] a sensitive observer, sober but alert to wincing varieties of humor.