Leonie Agnew may or may not be living in South America with a poodle named Juan. Sources suggest her days are spent drinking sangrias and teaching Juan to bark in Spanish, while trading Sombreros on the black market via her ipad.
Other sources have located her in Auckland, New Zealand. She is reported to be an award winning children's author, a former advertising copy writer, and currently moonlighting as a primary school teacher. Witnesses claim her defining characteristic is a tendency to make things up. This is called lying, unless you write it down. Then it is pleasantly referred to as being an author.