Today Will Be Different
book | Fiction | Oct 2016
One of Buzzfeed's 21 Incredible New Books You Need To Read This Fall
From the author of the national bestseller Where’d You Go, Bernadette, a genius novel about a day in the life of a woman forced to abandon her small ambitions and awake to a strange, new future.
Eleanor Flood knows she’s a mess. Today, though, she will tackle the little things. She will shower and put on real clothes. She will go to her poetry and yoga lessons after dropping off her son, Timby, at school. She will eat lunch with someone she’d prefer not to. She won’t swear. She even will initiate sex with her hand surgeon husband, Joe. But before she can put her modest plan into action—life happens.
Today, it turns out, is the day Timby has decided to fake sick to weasel his way into his mother’s company. It’s also the day Joe has chosen to tell his receptionist—but not Eleanor—that he’s on vacation. Just when it seems like things can't go more awry, an encounter with a former colleague produces a relic from the past—a graphic memoir whose dramatic tale threatens to reveal a buried family secret.
With all the artistic madness and brilliant plotting that made Bernadette a hit, Today Will Be Different is a hilarious and heart-filled story, about reinvention, sisterhood, and how sometimes it takes facing up to our former selves to truly begin living.
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Hilarious and touching . . . Give this to readers of women's fiction, Seattle denizens and aspiring residents, and people reviewing their lives and choices.
Booklist Full Review
Whipsmart, dazzling, darkly comic and deeply touching. I loved it!Marian Keyes
Few will be indifferent to this achingly funny and very dear book. This author is on her way to becoming a national treasure.Kirkus (starred)
Today Will Be Different is so unique, so smart, so funny, so beautifully humane, so utterly of our times, it's astonishing.Gillian Flynn
Semple's descriptions - no surprise to her fans - are loopy, deeply, darkly funny and brave.Washington Post
Outrageously funny . . . Semple's descriptions of Seattle continue to be priceless.Janet Maslin
The New York Times
In this brainy, seriously funny novel by the author of Where’d You Go, Bernadette, a Seattle woman confronts private school parents, a husband’s secret life and more.
Like a cross between Jonathan Franzen’s The Corrections, the best episodes of Bob’s Burgers, and the private journal of the smartest, most irritable woman you know, Today Will Be Different is a reckless and scattershot work of genius
Semple’s rollicking page-turner/graphic novel blend was one of the most original books I read this year. Plus, I liked that Eleanor Flood was an imperfect character who didn’t have to commit chilling, unspeakable acts to turn the trope of the likeable female character on its head.
[Today Will Be Different] takes place in less than 24 hours, but packs in more twists, jokes and genuinely moving dialogue than anyone has the right to expect... Hilarious, moving and written perfectly, and it makes a good case for Semple as one of America's best living comic novelists.
It’s a vivid, hilarious, remarkably compact book—271 pages’ worth of crisp observations and occasionally too-close-to-home truths about modern relationships.
Peppered with unforgettable one liners, laugh-out-loud funny observations, and plenty of those little truths we all think to ourselves but never say out loud. Eleanor's outlook on life, her internal dialogue and the conversations she carries out with others — all brought to life on the page through Semple's whipsmart writing — will have you blinking back tears.
An entertaining read that feels smart the whole way through. I laughed, I introspected, and I learned a thing or two. My only complaint is that [Semple's] books are so good I can’t put them down and am quickly forced back into a waiting game for the next.
An unruly romp... Wholly enjoyable, even downright hard to put down.USA Today
It's a day-in-the-life story of Eleanor Flood, another hilarious Seattleite stuck in her monotonous routine. My only complaint? I wanted to spend a year with Eleanor, or even a decade. And this is why we love Semple: Her stories are a little bit wacky and always wise, and we recognize people we know - including ourselves - on every page.
[A] funny, smart, emotionally reverberant novel.
At times Today Will Be Different reads like a modern-day take on Virginia Woolf's Mrs Dalloway, a lifetime captured in a single day, with people, places and events recalling days past. . . [It] is nothing short of a masterpiece, but best of all, it's satisfying to read something that seems to have been so much fun to write.Boston Globe
In this brilliant depiction of a woman hanging on by her fingernails, Maria Semple delivers a perfect panic of a day on which the barely tolerable, muddle-through-it desperation that so many of us have known at one time or another suddenly erupts with life-shattering force. Can an existential crisis make us laugh? Such is Semple's talent that this one does, without losing any of the punch or gravity of the hardest kinds of lived experience.Ben Fountain, author of Brief Encounters With Che Guevara
Hilarious and perceptive . . . a story of life-affirmation for everyone